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Here you can download every issue of The Cheese Grater published since the magazine's foundation back in 2004.

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    Issue 1, March 2004

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    The pilot issue.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 2, October 2004

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    In this issue: Honderich Hits London Student; UCL boy screws up Tories; coverage of the European Social Forum; the Campaign for UCL.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 3, December 2004

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    In this issue: UCLU Garage Theatre gets egoistic; we explore problems with the construction of UCLH; The Cheese Grater's first ever parody of Pi Magazine; Griff Rhys Jones plans to buy London Foot Hospital.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 4, February 2005

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    In this issue: UCL's NUS referendum; Pi Media investigation; Education and Welfare Sabb comes under attack; David Attenborough's new student documentary; Tommy the Post-Nuclear Cat.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 5, March 2005

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    In this issue: Malcolm Grant's charity tache shave; UCLU elections special report; Hunter S. Thompson’s last work.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Freshers' Fayre Issue, September 2005

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    The Oxbridge Rejects Support Group flier.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 6, November 2005

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    In this issue: UCL's £600k rebranding exercise revealed; student tragedy in Campbell House East; the life and times of Malcom Grant's moustache; Metro mockup.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 8, February 2006

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    In this issue: Mr Chatterbox examines UCL's monolithic desires over University of London;the problems with the Slade; The Adventures of Muhammad; Rachel Stevens loses bra.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 9, March 2006

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    In this issue: Pi editor Simon Dedman cheats in UCLU elections; full coverage of the UCL lecturers' strike; the truth on Bruce Springsteen; REVEALED: NUS started Vietnam War.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Social Colour Supplement, July 2006

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    In this issue: a one-off investigative special looking into the corruption and hypocrisy lurking behind UCL Union's social colours awards.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Freshers' Fayre Issue, September 2006

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    In this issue: Gap year warfare; the Facebook essentials for university fun; UCL traditions for all those lovely freshers.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 10, October 2006

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    In this issue: Portico online services beset by problems; Ramsay Hall building work causes chaos for students; Mr Chatterbox examines the farce that is UCL graduations; Plagiarism: a troubleshooting guide; Jeremy Bentham put up for sale on Ebay.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 11, December 2006

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    In this issue: Education and Welfare Sabb commits electoral fraud; UCL Refectory outsourced by management; a defence of the University of London; Malcolm Grant's bold news staff cutting plans; The Cheese Grater 'interviews' Daniel Craig.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 12, February 2007

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    In this issue: Sabbs oppose Governance Review; our take on the new Pi Squared; Provost seeks to remove cap on top up fees; UCL's arms shares explored; the dark side of liberal England; Victor Meldrew's afterlives.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 13, March 2007

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    In this issue: UCL's finance division holding on to students' cash; Sports Society Slave Auction ends with disgust; Provost throws his toys out of the pram over University of London; Vladimir and the Lolitas are causing a stir; new backstreet sport takes London by storm.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Freshers' Fayre Issue, September 2007

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    In this issue: Pol Pot's freshers' week hell; UCLU Genocide Week; Cheese Grater interview with Coldplay.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 14, November 2007

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    In this issue: UCL goes full steam ahead with arms shares; Provost's new Green Paper examined with horror; the unseen diaries of Anne Frank.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 15, December 2007

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    In this issue: We investigate the steaming shit heap that is UCL Sanctuary; UCLU website cockup hands passwords to hackers; Provost bows down to demands of herbalists; Mr Chatterbox questions whether our university's corporate identity has cost it its soul.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 16, February 2008

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    In this issue: One World Week is given the once over; asbestos desposits across campus threaten students' health; the Benazir Bhutto Assassination Re-enactment in the quad; our reporters explore Martha Stewart’s Scenic Vagina.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 17, March 2008

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    In this issue: An in-depth look at Pi Media's colossal money wasting; Elections Bitch gets her claws out; a futuristic Cheese Grater for your enjoyment.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Investigative Special, June 2008

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    In this issue: Education and Welfare Sabb blackmailed into voting; UCLU Officers abuse expenses to fund a holiday to America; no confidence motion mysteriously disappears.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Special Report, March 2008

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    In this issue: a special investigation into the 2008 UCL Union Annual General Meeting.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Freshers' Fayre Issue, September 2008

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    In this issue: Knife crime know-how for London's new arrivals; paedophiles strike back; a guide to UCL Union in all its decrepitude.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 18, November 2008

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    In this issue: Cheese Grater censored by Union over corruption story; The Sanctuary Newspaper returns despite ban on campus; UCL academy stokes controversy; UCL performance societies cast graduates rather than their own students; Freshers' Week NHS Direct flow chart; Deloitte try a new recruitment tactic.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 19, December 2008

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    In this issue: UCL’s dodgy dealings with Camden Council over new academy; College’s ethical investment policy still leaves students fuming; Huntley Street to be turned into student accomodation; Christmas on a shoe string.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 20, February 2009

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    In this issue: Democracy as UCLU as piss poor as ever; launch of new Union publication is another waste of money; College ditches interviews in another cost cutting measure; Halifax's Howard Brown kills self due to financial crisis; Boris Johnson eats own hand.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 21, March 2009

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    In this issue: Another AGM farce; Pi's funding cut to make way for new Union publication; College systematically exploits Teaching Assistants.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Freshers' Fayre Issue, September 2009

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    In this issue: Jeremy Bentham caught with his trousers down; Vladimir Nabokov's guide to picking up freshers; Keith Floyd dusts off his first year student cook book; exclusive extracts from Malcolm Grant's diary.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 22, November 2009.pdf

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    In this issue: Union's Welcome General Meeting proves contentious; Provost continues to slash staffing levels in College; UCl's email services outsourced to Microsoft in bid to save cash; Radovan Karadžić’s Poetry Corner; Jan Moir's latest theories exclusively for Cheese Grater.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 19, 2011
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    Issue 23, December 2009

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    In this issue: Controversy at Union Council over London Living Wage; further cuts loom in 6% reduction; Mr B's Pi column in full; a fresh perspective on the Tiger Woods scandal; plans to remove Barking from London.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 24, February 2010

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    In this issue: UCL's plans to decimate the Modern Languages department; a disturbing lack of competition in Union elections; we examine life on campus after the UCL pants bomber; the truth behind Coldplay uncovered.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 25, March 2010

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    In this issue: UCL Extraordinary General Meeting ends in walkout; UCL Dean under pressure over leaked documents; plans to cut Wellcome Trust staff revealed; Mr B threatens to sue; Cheese Grater Election special.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Freshers' Fayre Issue, October 2010

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    In this issue: Conservative Society chaos exclusively revealed; Abdulmutallab returns for UCL Alumni event; fresher cookery advice from W.R. Glenfiddich; David Irving's first year experiences.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 26, November 2010

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    In this issue: Dodgy voting at Welcome General Meeting exposed; UCL management slashes student representation on committees; David Cameron cuts off his own testicle; Chilean miners star in reality TV show.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 27, December 2010

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    In this issue: the full story on UCL Occupation; UCLU Sabb implicated in NUS malpractice; Cheese Grater interviews Emma Watson; vegan book reviews.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 28, February 2011

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    In this issue: UCL's £100m budget shortfall uncovered; Union reform causes rifts in Sabb offices; Management hands students' details to Met over criminal investigation; Cheese Grater reporters on the case in Egypt; Valentine's Day poetry.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 29, March 2011

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    In this issue: UCL Occupation is back with a bang; we investigate UCL's plans to relocate the Slade; Chris Martin has a bath for Japan; David Cameron announces Eurovision referendum; the Noel Edmonds phone hacking scandal in full.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on July 27, 2011
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    Issue 30, September 2011

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    In this issue: we dish the dirt on UCL Union's attempts to censor The Cheese Grater; Handover Party descends into a drunken brawl; freshers advice for the new generation.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on September 30, 2011
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    Issue 31, November 2011

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    In this issue: the Welcome Members' Meeting fails to get going; Malcolm Grant walks out of his own lunchtime lecture; Pi Newspaper takes a flogging; a computer pioneer kicks the bucket.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on November 26, 2011
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    Issue 32, December 2011.pdf

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    In this issue: Malcolm Grant's expenses while travelling as part of a trade delegation; Pi Newspaper Editor Samuel Johnson resigns; Interview with Jan Zelter; Merry Christmas from The Cheese Grater.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on December 26, 2011
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    Issue 33, February 2012.pdf

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    In this issue: Reclusive Auteur Brucie Hoops' new film; The Diary of Ed Miliband; Our Referendum coverage in full; UCL Karran's leaked past paper; Delia Smith lays an egg.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on February 2, 2012
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    Issue 34, March 2012.pdf

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    In this issue: Residents oppose UCL's Newham expansion; Peter Piper picks a peck; we show a screenshot of The Buzz's G8 coverage; The last article ever written in The Cheese Grater.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on March 23, 2012
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    Issue 35, November 2012.pdf

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    In this issue: UCL Stratford gets the go-ahead from Newham council; A scientific guide to the life cycle of the Freshers' Flu virus; We expose the secret diaries of Gregor Mendel; Pigeons take over.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on November 1, 2012
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    Issue 36, December 2012

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    In this issue: Pi newspaper is no more; radical left puts up two fingers to NUS; the Chuckle Brothers release books in run up to Christmas and we review the culinary offerings of the South Cloisters.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on December 12, 2012
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    Issue 37, February 2013

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    In this issue: Full extent of Bloomsbury Masterplan revealed; Profile of the incoming Provost; Crazy Golf World Championship gets heated in Hastings; Mick McCarthy implements his doctrine on UCL; Pandas don't go at it.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on February 8, 2013
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    Issue 38, March 2013.pdf

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    In this issue: Delving into the shady world of UCL's new semi-private research institutes; A fond farewell to our moustachioed overlord; Our big shot editor travels Down Under and Brian Cox opens a petting zoo.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on March 20, 2013
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    Issue 40, October 2013

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    In this issue: Cath Soc has a bit of a strop; Provost Michael Arthur is caught with his hand in tyrannical pies; Pi Media bets Breaking Bad is gonna be big.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on February 8, 2014
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    Issue 41, December 2013

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    In this issue: Students protest and are arrested; Tony Benn dishes out life advice; we launch a charity appeal to save the ULU; the Illuminati is exposed at a local Costa.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on February 8, 2014
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    Issue 42, February 2014

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    In This Issue: Police caught out doing some fibs; George Galloway attacked by feminists; Danny Dyer gets cultural; An encounter with a renowned restaurant critic.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on October 27, 2014
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    Issue 43, March 2014

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    In this issue: UCL set to gobble up the IOE; DCO Dan Warham does some democracy and fails to do some other democracy; Michael Chessum fears for his life and continued relevancy; Leonid Slutsky has a top night out; Life outside of the M25 is explored.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on October 30, 2014
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    Issue 44, Freshers 2014

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    In this issue: Ghandi flashes his bloomers at you; UCLU Men's Football get a bit lairy; Actors lurk around every corner; Michael Arthur teaches some life lessons; Your Mum is loving her life on the Costa Del Knob.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on October 30, 2014
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    Issue 46, December 2014

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    In this issue: UCL's equivalent to Russia's General Winter, General Meeting, strikes fear into the hearts of Sabbs; Ed Balls invites you inside his mind; Whatever happened to Dani Harmer?
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on March 4, 2015
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    Issue 47, February 2015

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    In this issue: A report from the Wharf-zone; It's grim up North (Korea); Jamie Oliver troubles your psyche; Last night Michael Arthur dreamt he went to Bloomsbury again; Francis Galton tries his luck.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on March 4, 2015
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    Issue 48, March 2015

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    In this issue: We peer into the world of private prisons; UCL's history of eugenics raises eyebrows; Sebastian receives an letter; Poetry comes out of the corner; Life after Great British Bake Off; Rex Knight invites you inside his office.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on March 25, 2015
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    Issue 49, Freshers 2015

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    In this issue: A handy map of the Welcome Fair; UCL's trouble with women; Morrisey's shit prose.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on October 3, 2015
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    Issue 50, November 2015

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    In this issue: UCL gets a visit from the Home Office, Michael Arthur makes some shady friends and SAVAGE interviews Daniel Craig.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on November 8, 2015
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    Issue 51, December 2015

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    In this issue: UCL Residences get shirty, Mel B gets high and UCLU Atheists get festive.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on December 15, 2015
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    Issue 52, Spring 2016

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    In this issue: Students hold a funeral for a theatre, UCL's satisfaction rates hit rock bottom and trouble comes to the Birmingham NEC.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on February 9, 2016
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    Issue 53, Easter 2016

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    In this issue – burning Vice Provosts, the depressing state of mental health at UCL and the role of the potato in feminist history.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on September 29, 2016
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    Issue 7, December 2005

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    In this issue: Mr Chatterbox looks into UCL's new corporate image; UCL employs arms supremo; university building project hits troubled waters; another great Pi spoof.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on August 1, 2011
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    Issue 45, October 2014

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    In this issue: We dig into UCL's connections to the mining industry; UCLU Think Tank Society are left cold and sober; For the first time in the history of graphs 'Fingering' is used as a Y-axis; Claire Balding; Kim Jong-Un shakes Shoreditch to its foundations.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on October 30, 2014
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    Elections special, March 2012.pdf

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    In this issue: Interviews with all the full time sabbatical candidates; RON tells it how it is; Billy Fresher puts the word out; what the candidates are really thinking about.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on March 18, 2012
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    Welcome Fair Issue, September 2012

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    In this issue: Have some more free shit at freshers' fayre; UCL's proposed new campus continues to anger Newham residents; Predators on TCR and Dave Benson Phillips relaunches Get Your Own Back with guest star Nick Clegg.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on September 29, 2012
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    Welcome Fair Issue, September 2013

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    In this issue: Michael Arthur gives you a branded lanyard; UCLU Comedy Club takes on tapas; Labour isn't twerking.
    by Registered CommenterCheese Grater Magazine on February 8, 2014