College Calls In The Bulldozers
A spectre is haunting East London’s council estates – the spectre of UCL’s Newham Campus - UCL’s proposed Newham campus is being challenged by the local community. Residents on the Carpenters Estate oppose the UCL-Newham Borough Council plan, which would see their homes...
Down Your Elections
Lifting the lid on the Left’s bonanza - Left-wing, anti-cuts and all round commie candidates have completed a palace coup, winning a clean sweep of sabbatical positions in the UCL Union elections. Red Baron Michael Chessum said: “Anyone who thought that left-wing politics was a ‘tiny minority’ of students has been roundly defeated tonight.”...
Society Bitch
President Ayub Hanif is attempting to turn Debating Soc into his own personal fiefdom by pushing ahead with plans to host 'controversial womaniser' Dominique Strauss-Kahn on his comeback tour of British universities despite opposition from at least five committee members...
From The Desk Of Shergar Holmes
3rd August 1951 - I place my empty tumbler down on the worn leather, knowing that within moments it will be refilled when I go and refill it. Nothing greases the cogs of the investigative mind better than slamming another Jim Beam and taking a drag on a big cigarette...
A Womb With A View
It reads like a bad horror story: a pregnant woman driven to stealing a three-course meal at The Ivy… by the very foetus growing inside her! Val Doyle experienced intense cravings for “a slap-up meal at one of London’s top restaurants”...
Okay! Computer?
Is the 'digital age' a good thing? Or is it actually a bad thing? - We are living in a ‘digital age’. It is now virtually impossible to go about one’s day without running into ‘digital technology’ in one form or another...
Thank You & Goodbye
The last ever Cheese Grater article...
